Serious love joke

2022.01.18 07:55 Elderberry_420 Serious love joke

I got drunk under the influence of love and told her that she's my Goddess; I immediately sobered up when she told me that Goddesses are worshipped by many.
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2022.01.18 07:55 No_Temperature_4265 A test dog.

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2022.01.18 07:55 Intended_To_Not_Work OPEN LETTER TO SOCIAL MEDIA OWNERS & MANAGERS

The United Kingdom's Metropolitan police (the UK equivalent of the FBI) have launched a major criminal investigation into mRNA c-19 vaccine-related corporate crimes and threats to public health.
The alleged crimes being investigated include gross negligence manslaughter, corporate manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder, genocide and crimes against humanity.
Most of you social media owners and managers (mods,admins) will likely -a repetitive pattern by now- stop reading here and proceed to delete the message, and my account.
You will continue ignoring any information you encounter unless it comes from your pre-approved sources of information, in whose veracity and integrity you apparently have a blind faith in.
You will continue being led to avoid reality by imagining "alt right" and "Trump supporter , flat earther, tin foil hat wearer" sub-human enemies on every instance of encountering information that contradicts your pre-digested and approved narrative campaign of terror revolving around the WHO's revised definitions of "pandemic" and "herd immunity" and the fatuous, evil lie of "asymptomatic", used to describe healthy people.
This game will fail, and you will fall with it unless you change your tune YESTERDAY.
You have actively spread misinformation that has lead and is still leading to massive harm that amounts to crimes against humanity and genocide, and you have actively suppressed information that would have prevented this harm.
I am not just talking about the harmful mRNA injections (gene therapy branded as a vaccine, based on a computer model rather than any actual virus), but about the psychological and economical damage inflicted on unknown millions of people by lockdowns ( a term straight out of the prison system) and dehumanising, oxygen depriving, plastic fiber shedding, non biodegradable pollutant USELESS SURGICAL MASKS imposed on even young children by do-gooder parents and teachers.

You have supported the establishment of a new fascism, sold as the "new normal". You are the real fascists here.
Each of you will be individually held responsible for colluding in these crimes. Reddit or Facebook or google or the pharamaceutical "giants" behind this will not protect you, because you are their disposable pawn.
I strongly and urgently recommend to each one of you to listen to Michael Yeadon, Robert Malone and the many other actual medical / science authorities who you have censored and actively defamed.

Consider this as a legal threat or warning or whatever. Proceed to ban me. I could care less about a throw away account on a site I don't need in my life.
Stop being the parasites that nobody needs in their life and re-join humanity. Or stay at home alone with a useless mask on, forever- it is pointless because your salvation injections, your muzzles and prison lockdowns have f**king failed AND YOU KNOW IT.

And they have not only failed but created a situation that is much more destructive than what they purported to prevent: a disease that is no serious threat to over 99% of the population according to your own data! AND YOU KNOW IT TOO.
signed : The many who are concerned (since you like the word "concerned") about your betrayal of humanity.
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2022.01.18 07:55 mv6l any advise what champs to build im on nm clan boss about 11m per key just need to up damage a little

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2022.01.18 07:55 Zealousideal_Pin_931 Is regression this bad??

Previously sleep trained. Had regular two naps and easy time going down at night until about two weeks ago. She resisted naps, but at least night time sleep was okay. Then yesterday happened- woke up at 3am because she pooed in her sleep. Then again about 6:30 (usually around 5-5:30, maybe later because she stayed up 3-5?). That's fine. Then NO nap during the day. Not a single minute of sleep. Tonight she woke up around 1 and has been howling for two hours. Fed her changed her. The only way she doesn't howl is if we hold her. As you can imagine husband and I are extremely exhausted, so we had a yelling match while she was awake. She's still crying. We are about to break. Advice desperately needed.
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2022.01.18 07:55 Jumitbeeinnagang Question, tell me what you think about this!

Why did BJ and Mindy really leave? - move onto other; producer director roles?
Why did Andy have a character shift in season 9? -became mean to coworkers and even Erin?
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2022.01.18 07:55 Husayn_b Application with Bigquery database

My group and I are building a browser extension with BigQuery as the database using python and I was wondering how I would go about accessing the database in python since users using the application will update the database. Currently I'm user user accounts and had all my group members authenticate, but what about when we want to deploy?
I wouldn't want the users to log into google with their user accounts or to authenticate using a service account with a key, token, etc.
Thank you.
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2022.01.18 07:55 jay-zigg Um, ouch.

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2022.01.18 07:55 mocas17 Is it frowned-upon to approach girls at the gym?

Hi there
My friends and I were wondering if it is ok to approach girls while training in the gym or it is frowned-upon.
We had mixed messages in our group of friends, with girls saying that it is ok and some disagreeing because they don't feel comfortable or they are just there to train and not socialize.
What's your opinion?
Thank you
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